MATTHEW MILLER
Position: Guest
Ht: 6’2”
Wt: Perfect
Education:
Notre Dame Cathedral Latin High School – Chardon, Ohio – 1995
Ohio University – Athens, Ohio – 1999
Background
Miller! The most well travelled and most often edited member of the Show. Miller spent his years after High School heading south from Athens, Ohio, to West Virginia and Louisiana where he went toe to toe with Katrina before returning to his roots in the Land. Married and tied for the club house lead in kids with 3, Miller is back in the Land making far to infrequent visits to the Show with his genius, if not largely inappropriate, sense of humor. As the tallest member of the group, Miller brings a unique perspective on sports (and more) to the Show and is available to help Gerber reach items on the higher shelves.
Quick Hits
The World’s greatest Band is? Gin Blossoms
Your favorite line from a movie is? Any line edited to replace “m*therf*cker” with “mickyficky” for broadcast on the USA Network.
Favorite Dolly Parton song is? Hard Candy Christmas, nothing better than edgy Christmas music.
Most memorable Cleveland Sports moment – When Gerber airballed a free throw before getting cut from the freshman basketball team.
Favorite color – Grey – the color my hair turned at 19
Favorite 90s tv show – Baywatch, peak Hasselhoff
Most Influential Historical figure – Charles Grodin – Ishtar and Beethoven? Mickyficky could bring it
Where do you go to get the best meal in Cleveland – Rush Inn, Lakewood location
When drinking responsibly, you reach for? – Miller Lite… get it?
When you drink irresponsibly, you reach for? – Legitimate New Orleans Hurricane
Work with, play with or fight with – Jesus, Bernie Kosar, Dennis Kucinich? – Work with Kucinich, play with Jesus, fight Bernie
Favorite teacher at NDCL? Coach Haz, freshman health.
